Beach One Jokes

Two whales are at the beach One of them is in the water playing, and the other is sitting on the sand. The one in the water gets lonely and tells the other to come in. It says it doesn't want to yet. The other whale gets annoyed and says back, ""Whale water you wading for?""

Two pedophiles are on a beach One says to the other ""Can you move you're in my sun""

2 buds are at the beach... One guy starts complaining ""man, I got no luck with the ladies here, any ideas?"" "" One guy told me an idea once...put a potato in your swim trunks."" The next day they're back at the beach ""Well I tried your idea and now the chicks are running away."" "" Uhhhh.....the potato goes in front.""