(NSFW) It was a beautiful day on the beach... It was a beautiful day on the beach and a gay man was enjoying the weather and sights. Suddenly, he sees a man with the most perfect chest hair that he has ever seen in his life. He works up the courage and asks ""Excuse me sir, but how did you get such perfect chest hair?"". The gorgeous man responds, ""It's quite simple really, each night before bed I apply a thin layer of Vaseline all over my chest and abs. Give it a few weeks and boom you'll have…