Beach And Jokes

A man is tanning at a nudist beach... And a young girl who was playing with the seagulls ran up to him. Pointing to his nether regions she asked what that was and why lots of the people have them. The man not wanting to explain the reproductive system to some little girl said that it is his pet bird, pointing to his genitalia he said this is the bird, this is its nest and these are its eggs and that it was sleeping right now. The girl accepts this explanation and the man shoos her away to go pla…

Surf's up? A Californian surfer visiting Australia was having a good time catching the breakers at resorts along the Gold Coast, but wanted a special experience. He wanted to surf a beach where nobody, or almost nobody, goes. So he gets in the car, drives north. At the first remote beach he hits, he has his board in hand as he's walking toward the water, when one of the locals warns him: ""you don't want to be surfing here, mate: there's too many sharks"". So he heeds the warning, and drives to …

A nerd goes to the beach And none of the women pay him any attention. Embarrassed, he finds a popular guy and asks him for tips. ""Try getting a better haircut."" The nerdy guy tries it, but the women still don't notice him. He asks for more tips. ""Try getting contacts and more stylish swim trunks."" The nerd follows the advice again. He can talk to the girls now, but they still aren't interested. The popular guy says: ""Ok. As a last resort, try putting a potato in your trunks. Not all girls w…