Baskin Robbins Jokes

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. This kid working at Baskin Robbins is pretty scared. Now he's crying in the corner.

a penguin is driving through Texas when ... ... his car engine suddenly sputters and dies. close to a service station, he uses his momentum to roll up in front of the garage. he hops out and asks the mechanic to have a look. the mechanic obliges and says "give me 15 minutes". it being a hot day in Lubbock (naturally), the penguin gravitates to the baskin robbins across the street to get a vanilla ice cream. not having lips, the little guy enjoys his ice cream greatly but makes a bit of a mess, …

A man is staring into his whiskey The barkeep asks if something's the matter. "3 of my servers have the same virus, there are reports of bugs and extensions cropping up in our clientelle's cookies, and today icecream sandwich ruined my phone." "IT sounds rough" he adds sympathetically. "IT?" the customer says, " I work at Baskin Robbins."

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker? Don't poop where you scoop.