Oscar came from a rough home... (from the r/baseball jokes thread) His dad was cruel, and an alcoholic. Oscar had to wear long sleeves in the summer to hide the bruises. And his mother wasn't better off. One fateful day, Oscar's mom made the soup too spicy, and dad started beating her with a cast iron skillet. Hearing his mother's screams and figuring this was worse than before, Oscar ran upstairs and called 911. After a particularly forceful strike with the skillet, dad went upstairs to check o…