Face and Ass... Jack has two puppies named - ""Face"" and ""Ass"". One fine days Jacks friend Jules comes to visit him and pleads Jack to give him one of them.. ""Okay, you may take Ass with you."" to which Jules replies ""No, I dont want a dog with such a name, please give me Face"". Jack agrees and takes Face along with him. A few months go by and Jack is really missing his dog..Having recently learned to use Facebook, Jack turns to it to express his feelings.. ""@Jules: Whenever I look at my …