Army Corps Jokes

A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android ""What exactly is going on?"", I asked. He replied, ""A Major engineering feet.""

The chief of staff of the US Army decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that would be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited. As he and his staff were standing near a brand new M-1 Battle Tank, a pair of twin well built, neatly kept brothers who looked like they had just stepped off an Army Corps recruiting poster walked up to them. The chief of staff walked up to them, stu…

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks...Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river, and they hated each other. Every morning, just after sun-up, Rufus and Clarence would go down to their respective sides of the river and yell at each other ""Rufus!!"" Clarence would shout. ""You better thank yor lucky stars I cain't swim...er I'd swim this river and whup your butt!!"" ""Clarence!!!"" Rufus would holler back. ""You better thank YOUR lucky stars that I…

John lived across the river from his backwoods neighbor, Clarence and the two feuded constantly. They never missed a chance to throw rocks and yell insults over the water. One day the Army Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge. John was elated and told his wife he was finally going to get his hands on Clarence. When the bridge was finished, John headed off, but returned a few minutes later. "I never realized how big that guy is" John said sheepishly to his wife, “I headed for the bridge, the…