Ariana Grande Jokes

[Starbucks] Excuse me, this isn't what I ordered. "You ordered a Grande." Yes, but this is Ariana Grande. "Sir, please just take her."

Ariana Grande is what happens if you feed a Bratz doll after midnight.

Best thing I've seen on Facebook all day: "I thought Ariana Grande was a font."

Ariana Grande would be the first kid on the factory tour taken away by the Oompa Loompas.

This whole time I thought Ariana Grande was a font

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts? She's a spitter, not a swallower.

My wife reminds me of Ariana Grande. She’ll say “Don’t forget, next Wednesday we’re seeing Ariana Grande”

Who is the biggest singer right now? Ariana Grande

You know who's even bigger than Ariana Grande? Ariana Venti.

Why is Ariana Grande called Ariana Grande? She is only 5 feet tall. Shouldn't she be called Ariana Petite?

Going out with Ariana Grande , makes you? Legal paedophile.