Just saw a last name of Takeshita. My friend and I decided I should marry him so that we can make the following puns: -I would need to have two daughters: Anita and Ivana -These daughters would need to set firm boundaries in their dating relationships, especially in regards to drugs, resulting in them telling guys, ""Look, either Takeashita or get off the pot."" (Of course, the girls wouldn't stand for crack, either.) -We would always meet people later in the morning so that their schedules coul…