A Well-Dressed Man Goes Into A Bar He asks for some 15 year old cognac. The bartender pours and passes a glass, and the man takes a sip. He makes a face, and says ""I specifically asked for 15 year old cognac, this is only 12 years old. This will not do."" So he asks for a glass of 21 year old scotch instead. The bartender passes another glass, the man drinks, scowls, and says ""This Scotch is only 10 years old, what kind of a fool do you take me for?"" An owlish-looking drunk, sitting in a corn…