An 85 year old man goes to his doctor for his annual checkup... ... Doc says, Mr. Jones, I have bad news and worse news. ""Whats the worse news?"" ""You have a relatively large brain tumor that is very aggressive and the treatment options are almost nonexistent, so I'm afraid you have about 6 months to live."" Mr. Jones hangs his head for a couple moments and looks up to ask, ""And the bad news?"" ""you have Alzheimers."" Mr. Jones frowns and says, ""well, at least I don't have cancer.""