Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven...
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says, "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone and do anything you want."
The first nun says, "I want-a to be Taylor Swift" and *poof!* she's gone.
The second says, "I want-a to be Madonna" and *poof!* she's gone.
The third says, "I want-a to be Alberto Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perpl…