Hi Alan – It’s John from next door. I need to talk to you about
something I am very ashamed of and know you will probably be quite angry about. The last 3 months we have been sharing your wife. Not every day, but at least 3 times a week and my girlfriend found out yesterday and is making me tell you. I didn’t want to tell you face to face so decide to message you. Sorry buddy.
“Damn Straight it wont happen again” says Alan as he stares at the screen of his phone. With this, he goes to the bedr…