Airport So Jokes

A Vulture Goes Through Customs at the Airport So this vulture is returning home from an much needed overseas vacation. As she passes through the customs line one of the agents asks, ""Do you have any checked luggage?"" To which the vulture replies, ""Nope, just carrion.""

So this blonde is at an airport... So this blonde is at an airport and she needs a flight to New York from California. She goes up to the desk and asks if there are any tickets left. The flight attendant tells her that she is very sorry but they are all sold out. The blonde begs for any way of her to get there. The flight attendant says they have a helicopter and asks if the blonde can fly it. The blonde says yes and goes to the helicopter. She hops in and starts it up, and it goes higher and hi…