Adidas Jokes

good cop bag cop. the first cop is super nice. the second is an Adidas sports bag. no suspect has been charged ever.

If Adidas decided to branch into the toy making industry... They could make a toddler toy where little letter-shaped blocks fit into letter-shaped holes. Then, I could call them to say, ""Excuse me, but my son's 'B' block is not fitting into the fourth slot on our toy..."" And they could reply. ""Of course a 'B' doesn't fit. But a 'D' does.""

I saw a black guy running down the street And he was carrying a TV. For a second I thought, *"hey, that looks like mine!"* but then I realized mine wears Adidas.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian? By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year? At least a brazillion dollars...