Music Jokes? Yes! Did you hear about the kid who got shocked at the playground? - He was on the *electric slide.* My friend enjoys hunting for precious metals. - She's a real *gold digger.* I can't find my bible, my cross, or my Christmas tree. - I'm really *losing my religion.* Did I tell you about the time I tried to comfort the dying hotel chain? - It told me not to worry, Four *Seasons don't fear the reaper.* My car broke down on Sunday morning, luckily a man stopped to help. - He said he co…