A Texas farmer was touring England. He happened to meet an English farmer and asked him, ""What size farm do you have?"" The Englishman proudly announced, ""Thirty-five acres!"" ""Thirty-five acres?"" the Texan scoffed. ""Why, I can get in my truck at 8:00 AM and start driving and at noon, I am still on my farm. I can eat lunch and start driving again and at 5:00 PM I am still on my farm. ""Ah, yes,"" the Englishman nodded in understanding. ""I had a truck like that once.""