"If life hands me lemons I'll be an Arnold Palmer." - Ice T

Arnold Palmer: The Movie staring Ice-T and Jack Lemmon, also I'm very very sorry

did you know Arnold Palmer was a real human before he became a drink made by Arizona

Jesus and Paul are playing golf Jesus hits his ball out into the middle of a water hazzard. He walks on the water and hits the ball to within a couple of feet of the cup. The greens keeper walks up to Paul and says ""who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?"" Paul replies ""no, he think's he's Arnold Palmer""