My cat was at the hospital yesterday... He was very close to dying. Wanting to have him for just a few more years, I pleaded to the doctor ""Isn't there anything you can do to try and save him?""? He scratched his chin for a while and said, ""Well, there is one more thing."" A Labrador walks into the room, sniffs the cat up and down, left and right, and all over. Finally, he looks up towards the vet and shakes his head. Asking again if he is salvageable, He says that there is one more last resor…

THE CAT AND THE LAB A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary hospital. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the Vet shook his head sadly and said, ""I'm so sorry, Polly has passed away."" The distressed owner wailed, ""Are you sure? I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."" The vet rolled his eyes, shrugged, turned and left the room returni…

A man visits a doctor... He complains about chest pains. The doctor nods and asks him to wait. The doctor excuses himself for a moment and returns with a labrador. The dog sniffs the man, licks him and is the taken away by the doctor. The doctor now returns with a cat , it licks the man and scratches him with its paws. Its then taken away. The man is now confused. Meanwhile the doctor returns. And says ""That would $500."" The man was now furious and said ""But for what I have only been here for…

A Man And his Duck go to the vet... They go through to the treatment room and the doctor says; "Sir, what can I do for you today?" The man says; "I've brought my duck in today because its really not well and I think its on its last hours." the doctor feels the duck and says; "I'll see what I can do." The doctor brings in a dog, the dog licks the duck all over its body. The duck lifts its head up, but puts it back down again. "It didn't work." The man said. The doctor leaves the room once aga…