If you don't already know your Miranda rights from watching TV and movies, you're kind of an idiot.#Miranda#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My key takeaway from Ghostbusters was that once you're dead, your Miranda rights don't count for shit.#Miranda#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It just occurred to me that you could substitute Miranda rights for wedding vows. Verbatim#Miranda#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Girls named Miranda never think it's funny when you tell them they have the right to remain silent.#Miranda#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A horse walks into a bar .. .. as Miranda and Samantha were already waiting, Charlotte was running late.#Miranda#Samantha#Charlotte#Animals+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp