Windows vs. Ford At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, 'If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.' In response to Bill's comment, Ford issued a press release stating: If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no …

A father is in hospital after his wife and kids had horrible car crash He sees the surgeon walk out of the door, covered in blood with worried face, he sprints to ask him how did everything went. Surgeon looks at him and says ""well, do you remember how Alice, your beautifull daughter wanted to do modeling?"" - ""Yes doctor i do, what happened!?"" instantly replies dad, "" well the pieces of glass cut up her face real bad.. She wont ever do modeling"" Dad gets more and more sad by the second. ""…

Terrible Oregon Trail Joke You are playing Oregon trail and you come across a wandering stranger. The stranger comes up to you and asks if he could join your group. You say I don't know what is your name. The stranger responds with Terry. You say no thanks Terry you can't join our group. Then Terry pulls a gun out and shoots and kills you. You die of dysentery.

Gandhi and two other guys die and end up in an unknown place far from the Gates of Heaven... And the three of them are greeted by an angel. The angel says to them ""Heaven is pretty far from here and you're probably gonna need a vehicle. I'm going to give you one depending on how many kids you had in your lifetime."" The first guy only had one so the angel gave him a Lamborghini. The second guy had seven so that angel gave him a Ford Model T. And Gandhi had to walk all of the way. When the other…