Listening to my husband's gorilla snoring and contemplating if I could record it and sell to the FBI as an alternative to waterboarding.

A man and a woman are interviewing with the FBI After days of grueling physical and mental challenges, there remains just one more challenge. The interviewer hands the man a gun and tells him to go into a nearby room and kill the person in there. The man comes out a moment later, shaken. Out of earshot of the woman, he tells the instructor ""That was my wife in there! How could you ask me to shoot her? I could never do that!"" The instructor reaponds ""Don't worry, the gun wasn't loaded. We just…

Mission Impossible United State Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as ""Area 51?"" One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this ""secret"" base. The aircraft was immediately impounded & the pilot was interrogated. The pilot's story was that - he took off from Vegas, got lost & spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot & held him overnight during the investigation. By the nex…

The FBI had an opening for an assassin... After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: Two men and one woman... For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.. 'We must know that you will follow the Instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent s…