If the police really wanted DUI checkpoints to be effective, they'd set them up inside Taco Bell drive-thrus.

Two cops are going through a Taco Bell drive through. Unknowingly, the woman working is being held up in a robbery. She leaves a note on a cop's napkin indicating that there are two armed men inside. Upon discovery of the note, one of the officers reads the message aloud. To which the other replies,"" I hope there are two armed men inside. How could they roll tacos with just one arm?""

Funny story Years ago when I was a pizza driver we had a cop come and pick some food up just before close. This sparked a story about how a cop once saw a guy in the Taco Bell drive thru spit on his food. The guy was arrested and sentenced to 2 years in jail for tampering with his food. Our manager, a Lesbian, came out of the office and said: ""2 years for spitting on a taco?! They're gonna give me life in prison! ""

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