"Carrie" is my favourite movie about how religious faith leads to supernatural mass murder.#Carrie#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Where will everyone be sitting at Carrie Fisher's funeral Pew Pew Pew#Carrie#Fishers#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp