Dear white people: you stop Adam Sandler from making movies and we'll stop Eddie Murphy.

Is it wrong that, whenever I see an obese black family, there's a part of me that wonders if all of them are Eddie Murphy?

I hope Jackie Chan doesn't go the way of Eddie Murphy... I probably wouldn't be able to discern if he was playing every character in a movie or not.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes? ""DANKE!""