If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did

did you get the job? "i don't know yet" when will they tell you? interviewer: "keith can you please ask your mum to wait in reception"

uh NEWS FLASH Keith ur name rhymes w/ teeth. Yea how do u like them apples Mouth Boy. How do u like them apples promoting good oral hygiene

My friends & I were taking shots every time Trump interrupted Clinton. My BFF Chad is dead :(