😄 ME: Hi, come get me. This house is weird and someone is snoring. MOM: Honey, for the last time you'r...

"My husband's a talented voice actor & his brother's a makeup artist but nah this old lady is a different person" -the mom in Mrs. Doubtfire

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Your mother and I want you to know that we love you very much, so that's why we're getting a divorce and marrying you instead.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner? Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Finding Nemo (2003) A father is criticized for being overprotective after his wife & kids are murdered & his only surviving son is kidnapped

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