*Goes back in time to kill the inventors of Twitter. Returns home to amaze friends on Facebook with endless jokes about vodka & pizza.*

I come to Twitter for the recipe trading, but I stay for the overt racism!

Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans.

If you are on a low-sodium diet avoid my twitter because I AM VERY SALTY TODAY.