Sevebty-year-old George. ... Seventy-year-old George went for his annual check-up. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said: ""But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"" A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said: ""Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims t…

George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said, ""But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"" A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said, ""Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him whe…

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, ""George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"" George replied, ""God and me are very close. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (p…

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, ""George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"" George replied, ""God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!)…