A parrot named Nigel leaves home and returns home,4 years later, speaking Spanish It's pretty common, all the language majors I knew moved back in with their parents too.

What's Nigel Thornberry's favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

I saw some black kids spray painting their names on a wall and decided to join in. I'd only done the first three letters of my name when they started beating the shit out of me. They obviously don't like people called Nigel.