I'd attend church a lot more if, instead of a tiny cracker, the body of Christ was a tiny quesadilla.#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday.#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I bet in hell you have to sleep in a hot bedroom with a pillow that never has a cool side.#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp