As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft.

I can't afford a police siren so I just taped a crying baby to the top of my car. It's working, people are moving out of my way.

british cops are calld "bobbys"& dont hav guns. i kno a kid in 3rd grade named bobby who has no gun. hes basically a cop if he go to england

Keep a baby with you at all times in case you need to throw it at someone who tries to arrest you.