As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren't my kids but he'd never fire a Mom of seven, right?

A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.

[meeting GF's mom] Wow! This must be your sister! Your baby sister! *shakes keys in front of her face* I'm overselling this, aren't I?