My husband asked if I've heard of Justin Bieber. Then he hooked up the horse and plowed the back 40 because he's Amish, apparently.

"I love Justin Bieber" well I love McDonalds but you dont see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?

Saw a picture of Justin Bieber on a horse. It looked as natural as sauerkraut on a bean bag chair.

Topical Jokes for 6/1 A video has surfaced of Justin Bieber saying the n-word. People are calling it the least offensive Justin Bieber video ever. In Illinois, a 115-pound-woman won a hot dog eating contest, after she ate 28 hot dogs. The judges then congratulated the 138-pound-woman. The NSA is reportedly collecting millions of images per day to build a facial-recognition database. The NSA is cataloguing the photos in a massive online database -- it's called Instagram.