😄 The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting an...

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The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision

#Ferguson #Faa

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