To this day, no song pumps me up as much as the theme from 'Bill Nye the Science Guy.'

*donates body to science* Science: "I have a boyfriend"

HER: I'm leaving you ME: But why? HER: There's just no chemistry between us anymore CHEMISTRY: Wow, I'm like right here

I'm no scientist but wouldn't fat bottomed girls, if anything, slow the rocking world down?