Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his girlfriend on the other side, but then he got taken by McDonalds and crushed for chicken nuggets.

Fat joke with girlfriend Me : I want to go to McDonald's grab something to eat Gf : yeah that's what fat people do !!! Me : alright then you can grab something for me ! Thanks babe :)))

Was on an online dating website. ""Which do you prefer, McDonald's or Burger King?"" I asked her. ""And be careful, your response will determine whether I continue talking to you or not..."" ""Ohhhh I'm nervous now"" she giggled ""But for me, it's Burger King"". ""See ya later"" I replied. ""The correct answer would've been neither, Fatty"".

How do people approach their crush I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in McDonald's?