How do people approach their crush I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in McDonald's?#Mcdonalds#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
DATING TIP: IF YOU EAT A MAGNET AND SLIP ANOTHER MAGNET INTO YOUR DATE'S DINNER SHE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOU#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp