Ladies, if he says he would go to the "end of the earth" for you and then he goes missing, check Finland.

And I don't want to hear people from imaginary places like Finland telling me that 57 degrees isn't cold, save it for the elves, Santa

In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name.

I wish I was from Finland so when people asked if I was Finnish I could say "no, in fact, I'm just getting started"