Man in fatigues w SONY written on his forehead has handcuffed me&my sons to radiator & is forcing us to watch 8th Spider-Man reboot in 3 yrs

What's large, black and steals your credit cards? Sony Playstation

*Smashes the Sony *Destroys the Panasonic *Pummels the Kenwood *Rips apart the Pioneer ~breaking all stereotypes

Hey girl are you a Sony Pictures movie because I wanna [end of joke redacted due to foreign pressure]