[Japan] HEAD SCIENTIST: Hey, what did you guys do with all the nuclear waste? *distant Godzilla noises*#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
HER: I'm leaving you ME: But why? HER: There's just no chemistry between us anymore CHEMISTRY: Wow, I'm like right here#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm no scientist but wouldn't fat bottomed girls, if anything, slow the rocking world down?#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in "science" journal]: birds don't like rocks.#Animals#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp