I've never seen 'Downton Abbey', but I did see the episode of 'Roseanne' when Becky "cut the cheese" at least 50 times.

"The Force Awakens" had 0 people riding giant CGI lizards. How is that even science fiction? They might as well rename it "Downton Abbey."

A monk joins an abbey ready to dedicate his life to copying ancient books by hand... After the first day though, he reports to the head priest. He's concerned that all the monks have been copying copies made from still more copies. ""If someone made a mistake,"" he points out. ""It would be impossible to detect. Even worse, the error would continue to be made."" A bit startled, the priest decides he better check their latest effort against the original which is kept in a vault beneath the abbey.…

The Nun and her Abbess A Nun was living in an abbey and had taken a vow of silence. After living there for a year the Abbess calls her to her office and says. ""You have been silent for one year now. I lift your vow so that you may speak one sentence."" the Nun thinks for a moment and says. ""My floor is too cold"" The Abbess nods and thanks the Nun letting her get back to her duties. Another year goes by and again the Abbess summons the Nun to her office. ""You have lived, and worked among us f…