I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.#Animals#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yes,I put my kid on a leash. I'm not scared of her being abducted. I just REALLY wanted a puppy instead.#Animals#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.#Animals#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp