Walmart has an alarming amount of security camera video with me humping stuff with a swimming pool noodle.#Walmart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Went to WalMart today and still had all my kids when I got home. Next week, I'll try harder.#Walmart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just checked my Farmville for the first time in a year. It's now a Walmart.#Walmart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome#Walmart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Walking into WalMart with my kids, "Remember, kids - use your Target voices."#Walmart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp