do I wanna smoke? sure I'll smoke. I'll smoke u fools on the court when ur lung capacity is severely compromised. stay in school, be active

high school was the free trial version of college. "if you wish to continue your education you can buy the complete pack for $50,000"

Texas principal: If that's a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it? Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit.

College parties are great: You're taking shots with future doctors and the next Supreme Court judge is throwing up in the bathroom.