[royalty free Black Keys-sounding music plays] Anthony Bourdain: There's nothing more rock n roll than eating a famous new york city whopper

Have you heard of the nuttiest band in rock n roll? The almond brothers... I'll go now

After the invention of time travel, many historic figures were brought to the present to experience modern culture with varying degrees of success. George Washington nearly had a heart-attack because of the current state of the two party system, Napoleon tried to conquer Europe once more, and Alfred Einstein became an avid redditer, amongst many other historic events. But out of all the crazy things happening because of time travel, the most unusual thing just happened to be the ancient Romans…

What was Sisyphus's favourite type of music? Rock 'n' Roll