Dentist: this is gonna hurt a little bit Me: ok Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom#Doctor#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist bills.#Doctor#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Doctor: Describe your headache. Me: She's about 5'8", blonde, and the mother of my children.#Doctor#Parents#Blonde#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Better out than in," my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Terrible heart surgeon.#Doctor#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Doctor: Any cancer in the family? Me: My mom is a Sagittarius, but I'll have to check on everyone else. Doc: ...#Doctor#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp