Gift horse "My gums are bleeding." Dentist "Well this is a professional dilemma..."#Animals#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
PIG: "I'm paranoid everyone's trying to turn me into bacon" PSYCHIATRIST: "I'll cure you" PIG: "Oh God, not you too"#Animals#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
NURSE: The other nurses and I bought you this box of chocolates for Valentines Day! DR DOG: You're joking, right?#Dr Dog#Animals#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I was a Doctor, my prescription pad would just read: "Smoke 2 joints, eat ALL the chicken"#Animals#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp