Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago.#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp