If you get a text from me that ends in a stream of emojis, my mother has stolen my phone DO NOT ENGAGE#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mom, dad... I'm gay. I didn't know either, someone on the internet told me#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my dad and my dog. The dog gets it.#Animals#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed.#Technology#Driving#Kids#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp